Today during Gabe's sermon, he brought up "going the second mile", etc. I thought it was an interesting conversation between him and the congregation...
Gabe: What does Jesus say to do when someone slaps you?
Congregation: Turn the other cheek.
Gabe: What does Jesus say to do when someone makes you carry their things for one mile?
Cong.: Go another mile.
Gabe: So if someone were to steal your iPod, what do you do?
Cong.: [Pause]
Gabe: Give them your laptop!
Cong.: (Horrific gasps and cries) Not my iPod! But I NEED my laptop!
Interesting when put into modern terms, isn't it???
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That's hilarious! But true!
What if I have my iPod surgically installed in my arm?
Hmmmm it would have to always be on shuffle mode though...
Hello Aunt Sara and Auntie Flo. Thanks for commenting on my mom's blog. Right now I'm trying to teach Nonna how to post a comment too. She's great.
From Andrew
i didn't write that...
Hi everyone,
I am learning how to post a comment the right way.
Love,
Nonna
I wonder who said those things...haahaa
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